Sunday, February 13, 2011

The Many Measurements of Merry

My daughter's Measurement Report for School in the 3rd Grade:

She chose my dog Merry.






1.      Her belly is three candlesticks long.
2.       She is 4 pencils long.
3.       Her ears are two bouncy balls wide.
4.       Her legs are 3 ½ inches long.
5.       Her head is 5 inches long.
6.       She is 14 inches tall.
7.       She can run 138 feet in 17 seconds.
8.       Her temperature is 99.2 degrees Fahrenheit from under her armpit.
9.       Merry likes her bath water at 105 degrees Fahrenheit.
10.     She eats ½ cups of food per day.
11.     Merry drinks 2 or 3 cups of water per day.
12.     She is heavier than a small pumpkin, but lighter than a large pumpkin.
13.     Her hair on her body is 99% white and 1% black.
14.     Merry is ½ poodle and ½ Shiz Tzu.
15.     She eats 2 biscuits per day for a total of 14 biscuits per week.
16.     She weighs 11.6 pounds.
17.     Merry is 99% lovable and obedient. She is 1% naughty.
18.     Merrys eyes are ½ inch wide.
19.     Her biggest tooth is 7/8 inch long.
20.     Her smallest tooth is 2/8 inch long.
21.     Her paws are 1 ½ inch long.
22.     Her nails are ¾ inch long.
23.      She jumps 16 inches high when she puts her paws in the air for a high five.
24.     She can shake her paw with your hand at 6 inches high from the ground.
25.     When I was done with my report, I got a handful of M&Ms and they were ¼ inch long.