Bedtime with Mom AHHH!

Translation:

I have a story to tell you.
My kids will not go to bed.
They are screaming and fighting.
Bickering and complaining.
They do not want to go to bed.
It makes them feel sick.
Me as a mom,
I have a throbbing headache,
POUNDING AND POUNDING
It hurts.
What to do?
Hmm....
Maybe I can hide in the dark in the bathroom,
and just sit on the seat of the toilet waiting.
Hmm..what to do?
(little boy enters the room)
See what I mean?
(son bothering me)
See? Look over there! Can you hear them fighting?
Complaining and bickering?
Hmmm..
Maybe I can kiss them goodnight
And send them to bed.
Will that work?
Will they want a kiss goodnight?
Come on, give me a kiss.
(kissy kissy kissy)
I love you.
Hmm...
I am tired.
I have sagging tired eyes.
Oy...Sigh.
Woe is me.